********** Pigeon (aka The Art of War #PIGEON MASTER) , a Franco-French shaolin monk of Earth of the Milky Way of the Universe, was born in 1998 BC (Before Chickens for uncultivated people) . Extraordinarily the day of his birthday falls on the same day as the day of his birth. From his early age he mastered the chi that gives him great capabilities of extremely extreme capacitations.


********** He is now the uncontested Master of the Universe, this is because he created a martial art from a whole new level : "The Pigeon's Shaolin Kung-fu" which allows the individual mastering this art to break, by himself, whitout the help of any machine, and yes I told well, only with the strenght of his hands, a toothpick, LIKE A BOSS !!! This revolutionary martial art also allows the use of the full capacity of the human body, it is equal to the strength of a Pigeon , which may seem totally exaggerated but it is very real.


********** Unfortunately no one other than The Art of War #PIGEON MASTER is able to exploit this art at his maximum: despite the efforts of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee or even Chuck Norris or Machete Kills, nobody has the capacities of the ability to achieve the rank of « Master Pigeon » the evidence is that The Art of War #PIGEON MASTER has obtained « Certificat de Pigeonnitée » granted by the « Grand Maître Certificateur » which was awarded on the day after the day before yesterday this day Friday, which takes place on Sunday at 02:42 pm on Saturday.


********** Finally he strangely died on day of his death, this is the reason that we think he was the victim of a conspiracy by the ILLUMINATI !!!!



Highly plausible facts taken from Wikipedia (the one that copies your entire homework)


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« The enemy is stupid, he believes that we are the enemy while he is. » - Pierre Desproges

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