Why are you here?
Why are any of us here...

Mainly why are you looking at my steam profile you creep-o.

Seriously...


Seriously. you should've left by now...

Do you have anything else better to do?

No?

Well what's your favourite colo -- Never-mind don't answer that.
It's not like I can read you mind...

Anyways... Congrats...

On what you may ask?

On wasting a good 30 seconds of your life reading this ridiculously awesome message that's suppose to distract you from clicking the button.

If you're still reading this please seek medical attention, you may have brain damage.


Hey if you're really trying to add me for something important, or something along those lines, maybe you have a proposal to trade, or you're a scammer trying to get me to sign up for your to good to be true gambling website.

Anyways I'm ranting at this point, but if you're really looking to add me please comment and specify your reason for adding me , without doing this I'll just ignore it.

Also please have your account un-private please, along with the comment section open so I can contact you before adding.

It also highly unlikely that I will even accept your friend request unless I know you prior you to adding me

Its just for you, a guide to your very own path to getting laid. Your welcome