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This is business economics in a nursery rhyme:

She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they're rarer than a diamond

Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ want 'em
Hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste man

Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality

Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand

Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States

Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a ♥♥♥♥♥
And you sell seashells on the seashore
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august Jan 26, 2022 @ 12:55pm 
total obliteration
P3NNGU1N Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:32am 
thanks, you are great demo player too!
The Mad Gentleman Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:04am 
Good pyro, extremely fun to play against
❄ Snowflake ❄ Jul 21, 2021 @ 4:12am 
Pweeease accept meeeh uwu
Caffeine Goober Jul 3, 2021 @ 12:00pm 
Happy birthday :spycon:
/dev/tty9 Jul 3, 2021 @ 11:56am 
Happy b-day!