Finding an MVM lobby is easy. You just have to lower your standards.


No, lower.


Almost there.

Perfect! Your standards are low enough and you are ready to game.

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Q: How many aussies?
A: No idea, I don't keep track

Q: Ever won a pan?
A: No

Q: Is it ok if I use gas?
A: idgaf, am not the mvm police. Enjoy most of the mission in respawn I guess.

Q: Do you have a life outside of MVM?
A: Yes, I am a big fan of banging your mother

Q: Want to queue up for another mission?
A: Probably not but thanks for asking.

Q: Did you used to play at Nemus?
A: Yes

Q: Why do Frankfurt servers have the worst players on the planet?
A: I wish I knew.
Recent Activity
15,642 hrs on record
last played on Jun 14
4,055 hrs on record
last played on Jun 13
0.6 hrs on record
last played on Apr 24
hello May 11 @ 1:21pm 
+rep low tour with a lot of potential
pfzin May 10 @ 4:49pm 
+rep competent gamer, also sigma and redpilled
CaffienatedScotsman Apr 26 @ 6:09pm 
+rep chill bro
Windtastic Mar 16 @ 8:34am 
They’re just trying to do a little scamming
Opequon Mar 13 @ 2:00pm 
gosh they're not even trying any more.
76561199060268776 Mar 13 @ 7:57am 
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