OneTwoShots
Ethan
Eugene, Oregon, United States
I'm doing recreational bolshittery ;>
I'm doing recreational bolshittery ;>
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8ranger22 Dec 24, 2020 @ 9:28pm 
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Pubert Mar 17, 2019 @ 12:54pm 
HAPPY 😜🤗 ST PATDICKS 🍀🍆🍺 DAY YOU HORNY CUMSLUTS 😜💦 SHAMROCK 🍀 SHAKE DAT ASS FOR PAPI👏🏼👅🍑 DONT DRINK THAT BEER 😳🙅🏻🍺 DRINK DADDY'S LUCKY CUMMIES👅💦😋 RIDE THE RAINBOW 🌈🏃🏽 LIKE YOU'D RIDE THIS ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍑😳 AND LAND 🛬 NEXT TO THIS YEAR'S 📅 POT OF GOLD 💪🏼💰WHICH IS A BIG BLACK ♥♥♥♥ 😜🍆 BUT IT WONT BE YOURS; YOU'LL BE OUT OF LUCK 😳❌ IF YOU DON'T SHARE THIS WITH 10 OTHER ZADDIES 😤😩 WHO WOULD WANT THEIR POCKET DOWNSTAIRS 😉😏👇🏼🍑 FILLED 💦👀
Trennan Acetate - I don't lose Aug 22, 2018 @ 2:15pm 
Pen or Penis
Pubert Aug 4, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.
To𝕒𝕤𝕤ty Jul 17, 2018 @ 3:53pm 
i filled my juul pod with his steamy moist ♥♥♥
maserati hottie Apr 14, 2018 @ 7:59pm 
my cakes got fatter by usin' his ♥♥♥ as the batter :heartb: