penis? the biggest... veins? the veiniest.. you are my sunshine....

This guy is the best staller I know, if he was first in line to get his morning coffee he'd stall until work was out for the day. If he was cornered in an alley by a mugger he'd stall until the mugger fell asleep on the ground. If he had to go to the hospital for a broken leg, he'd stall for so long that it would heal incorrectly and he'd be a gimp for the rest of his life.

+rep the way he burps and lets out a shockwave of rancid spicy air is truly enthralling. the septic properties of his bile are strong enough yet to skin the likes of a mountain goat and put it up for sale at a local flea market so a 40 year old divorced american can put it on his wall to be merely gazed at, but not interacted with. sometimes i dread what lies in the properties of his stomach acid to produce such bioweapons. i'm gay

I found this

cool pfp

I'm gonna take you to Neverland!