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mother Apr 26, 2021 @ 11:46am 
"Oh, Oh, AHHHH!" Cummy yelled as he ejaculated into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of another passing Redditor. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was the 30th ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he had serviced, and it wasn't even lunchtime. "Thanks," said the Redditor, and walked away with Cummy's seed still fresh in his rectum. Cummy panted. He wasn't sure how much more of this he could take. However, there was no escape. He was a bot, and bots are made to serve the citizens of Reddit. Another Redditor (u/Gabernicus) begged Cummy to destroy his ass, but Cummy refused. "I need to take a break." Cummy said. The Redditor was angry! Cummy was supposed to impregnate him! "I will have your ♥♥♥!" "No bot will deny me!" Cummy reluctantly decided that good bots follow orders, and promptly positioned himself behind the Redditor. After pumping into his lubed-up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for 10 minutes, Cummy unleashed a fury of sticky white fluid into the Redditors ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
mother Apr 26, 2021 @ 11:46am 
Cummy collapsed and fell unconscious. The Redditor panicked and ran away to the land of r/wholesomememes where he would be safe. u/owoifier quickly gave Cummy CPR, and said: "Oh my goodness Cummy!" "What wiww we evew do to save you?" "Pwease take me instead!"Cummy finally was awakened from his deep slumber, and said:"Nut ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ lube semen ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ nut lube ♥♥♥♥." And that's all he ever will say again.
Wawaprofanity69420 Apr 26, 2021 @ 11:30am 
I've become so much like eren yeager it's scary i wear black clothes verbally assault women and physicallly assault my friends when i look in the mirror , i can't help but say "tatakae , tatake" which means fight in american i grew my hair long bc i don't care anymore , now i have to wear it in a bun but i don't care what ppl think so SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP HANGE i always leave an open wound on my hand and go out of myy way to show it to everyone to remind them that i am in control when i see dogs taken to walks , i get mad at them for not being free like i am i can't have sex with my gf anymore without forcing her to dress like mikasa or historia , both of whom just remind me of armin when i order fast food , i rrefuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries , i just keep moving forward , until my enemies are destroyed
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Yapsworth Mar 1, 2019 @ 5:07pm 
You know, he really ain't wrong.
Wawaprofanity69420 Mar 1, 2019 @ 8:10am 
Nah you're good, he hates Matasu ke , you're Matasu ku .