I plays good games, and I makes bad games.

For those interested in adding me, please click read more:
Scammers, feel free to add me. I have not, nor will I ever click any link you send me, vote for/join any competitive team, verify my items, promote your site, or trade with someone I do not know. If you're so illiterate as to not understand this, feel free to add me, you sound like you'll be fun to ♥♥♥♥ with for two hours until you finally realise I'm baiting you.

If you're not a scammer or after my items, feel free to say hello, ideally by beginning any conversation with "honk" so I'll know you actually read this far down. I'm always up for making new friends, meeting new people, and getting into stupid fights with strangers. c;

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