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So I've blocked you. Wondering why?

Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism

✔️You done a sexism

✔️You done a bi-erasure

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work

✔️You called me "Joe Cuckold"

Twitter is my weapon of justice and the block button is my bullet. Pow.

was just chilling, walking back to my bedroom in our shared townhouse, when I noticed my roommate had his door slightly open, which was unusual since he normally keeps it shut.

Then I heard some strange vibrating sounds, I couldn't help but check out what hes doing and I noticed he has a HUGE ( visually at least 10 inch) vibrator up his ahh, he was on his knees and had his ahh out on all fours.

I quickly ran back to my room. I hope he didn't noticed I noticed

(He's a guy btw)

So I collected 2.5 million fart samples (approximately 3 months of non-stop farting) and trained a neural network on them.

The results:

• It can identify your diet with 87% accuracy from a single fart

• It learned there are only 7 basic fart types (all others are combinations)

• It started generating "fart symphonies" that actually slap

• It predicted the stock market with 52% accuracy (barely better than random but still)

Most disturbing discovery: When I asked it to generate "the perfect fart", it created a 3.7 second sound that made my dog cry and my roommate move out

Did you know that in terms of male human and female fish compatibility, Salmon is the most compatible fish for humans? This is a little-known fact, because of their similar pH composition and their slick, lubricated skin. With an average size of 28 inches and weighing about 10-12 pounds, Salmon are large enough to handle human ♥♥♥♥, and with the impressive girth of a male human, you can easily ♥♥♥♥ a Salmon for hours. They are also incredibly docile, so the thought of them trying to swim away is not an issue.
Plus, their bodies are very resistant to damage, meaning a human could rail a Salmon without feeling bad. They can also take a ridiculous amount of ♥♥♥. Salmon are basically built for human ♥♥♥♥. If you want a quick fix, Salmon is your best bet!

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