Game's calling. You in?

As sleek and modern as a can of tuna, the profile is way to busy and fade is off putting to the eye. These showcases are the definition of hubris that the gods would smite, knowing full well that even Zeus would not produce offspring with this profile. If this profiles heart was weighed on the scales of justice by Maat, they would surely be much heavier, to the point where Thoth would have to record a weight that rivals the Tungsten rods used for orbital bombardment. Overall the profile is as awful as the labor conditions in the coal mines of yesteryear. Just viewing this profile would send the soul to hell as it would not want to continue in the struggles of this mortal coil.

That being said, this guy is pretty cool so the profile is 4/5 overall (: