Nexodus's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 6:58pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 7:56pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 6:22pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 6:39pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 8:36pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 5:36am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 6:44am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 7:42am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 4:01pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 5:08pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2016 @ 5:17pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 3:03pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 6:36am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 5:04pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 6:22am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 8:51pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 4:21pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 7:04pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 7:55pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 4:52pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 7:49am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2016 @ 3:30pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 7:37pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 6:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 7:39am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 7:45am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 4:47pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked Apr 25, 2016 @ 7:44am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 6:34pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 8:43pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 7:17pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 6:22pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 6:38pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 9:07pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 8:39pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Apr 26, 2016 @ 5:18pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Apr 27, 2016 @ 6:49am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

110 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30