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Succès remportés : 40 sur 89 (45%)
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 18h58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 19h56

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 18h22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 18h39

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 20h36

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 5h36

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 6h44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 7h42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 16h01

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 17h08

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Débloqué le 26 avr. 2016 à 17h17

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 15h03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 12 juil. 2018 à 14h57

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 6h36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 22 nov. 2021 à 17h04

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 6h22

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 20h51

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 16h21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 16h38

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 19h04

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 19h55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 22 nov. 2021 à 16h52

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 7h49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Débloqué le 26 avr. 2016 à 15h30

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 19h37

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 18h22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 7h39

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 7h45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 16h47

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Débloqué le 25 avr. 2016 à 7h44

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 18h34

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 20h43

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 19h17

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 18h22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 18h38

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 5 déc. 2021 à 21h07

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 23 avr. 2016 à 20h39

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Débloqué le 5 déc. 2021 à 21h09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Débloqué le 26 avr. 2016 à 17h18

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Débloqué le 27 avr. 2016 à 6h49



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
110 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
4 / 30
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