YOU GIFT ME AUDIOSURF. NOOT BEEG SOUP RISE.

I miss the old days, hl2 servers ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun messing around. how have you been gangsta

DATS SYNCA'S PET!
HE'S SEARCHIN FOR SCREEPT NUB NUBZ TO SHOOT EM INTO THEIR BELLY BUTTOMS!
FINALY HE FOUND YA AND WILL HAVE SOME PFUN WITH YAR SCREEPT FOLDAR WIPING IT.
TEH SYNCA PET IS A PROOF OF CONCEPT AND NOT DONE YET SO IT WILL NOT TURN AGAIN AGAINST PPL WICH SPAM IT AROUND!
FOR STOOPEED PPL DAT MEANS: YOU CANNOT NUB NUB ME WITH SYNCA'S PET

NUB NUB OTHER PPL TA HAVE SUM FUN WITH SYNCA'S PET
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hello

I'M JESUS.

noob is misspelled. its newbie and not noob.
so everyone who says "noob" actually is a "newbie" if he has no reason for doing so xD

i call friends "noob" if they did something wrong. kinda a irony usage of it.