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Hi! Billy Mays here for OxiClean, the stain specialist, powered by the air you breathe,
activated by the water that you and I drink. It’s Mother Nature-approved and it’s safe on
your colored fabrics.
Use it on carpets. OxiClean seeks out organic stains, pet stains, food stains. it gets down
into the matting, into the padding. It even takes red wine and grape juice out of white
carpeting. It cleans, it brightens, it eliminates odors all at the same time. Don’t just get it
clean, get it OxiClean.
Make a paste. Make it 10 times as powerful! The longer you let it set, the easier it is. It
will whiten your grout and get rid of your toughest stains.
Sometimes soaking is the solution. If you use bleach, you’ll ruin your clothes! OxiClean
won’t hurt the material -- even lace! It has the power of bleach without the damaging side
effects of chlorine.

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I sexually Identify as the Soviet Union. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of establishing a communist union under my rule. People say to me that a person being the Soviet Union is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a hammer and sickle on my chest and dyeing myself red. From now on I want you guys to call me comrade and respect my right to for you to forcefully work for me and for me to control your life. If you can't accept me you're a Soveitphobe and need to check your capitalist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Russian nesting doll butt plugs would be a pretty cool concept. They all go inside each other and then inside of you making you the final doll that completes the set.

[melodic whistling]
The Mae Shi: WOOOAAAHHHH!
Here we go, cause we're Fanboy & Chum Chum!
A little cuckoo, Fanboy & Chum Chum
We're amazing, totally crazy
Fanboy, Chum Chum, come on, everybody, sing!
We're gonna scream at the top of our lungs!
We're gonna fly and have some fun!
We don't care, if you stare, I mean, look at our underwear!

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BRAAAAAIIIIIN FREEEEEEEZZZE! Ooooooooh...BRAIN FREEZE!

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Blah blah, blah blah, buh-buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-blah!


So come and scream at the top of your lungs!
Come and fly and have some fun!
Buh-buh-blah, buh-buh-blah, buh, blah, blah, Fanboy & Chum Chum!
Chum Chum: Ohhhhhh!

Fanboy: That's nice!