Recent reviews by BOT Carrot

This game is really bad. Highly recommend.

If you liked the combat in Half-Life 2, this game is for you. Prospekt is about a three hour campaign of non-stop combat. Lots of running. Lots of shooting. Lots of it. I don't remember a time when I wasn't running and shooting. And it's a heckuva lot of fun.

However, you'd be hard pressed to find anything else of value in this game. About 85% of the game is exactly the same. I mean exactly the same. The walls and floors look the same, the lighting is the same, and you're shooting the same people with the same guns. I'll admit, it got a bit tiring.

The storytelling was rather poor as well. I still don't have any idea why I was running and shooting. Personally, I didn't care about that too much, but if you want any sort of coherent narrative, look elsewhere.

Overall, Prospekt doesn't offer anything fresh or new to the Half-Life universe, but mowing down Combine is still as fun as ever. Maybe not worth full price, but certainly worth a play.

half life:before is actually poop
like if you take a poop and play with it it'll be more fun than this

For $0.09, this game is a total steal. GEARCRACK Arena balances the simplest possible gameplay with just the right amount of difficulty to keep you hooked for hours on end. Not to mention the jammin' soundtrack. 10/10

Fast-paced and fun. Great game.

Requires far too much effort to actually enjoy it.

Great narration, creative storytelling, hilarious writing. With the excellent balance between fear and humor, you'll never know what to expect.

Much more content than the original mod.

Only offers about 2-3 hours of gameplay. Not worth $15; get it on sale.

Really nice, calming experience. However, restarting a level upon death or a mistake can disrupt the soothing flow of the story. I think this game would've been better if it progressed like Bastion did, continuously and uninterrupted. Nonetheless, it's a very good game.

Arstotzka greatest country in world. Entry are allow for everyone except dirty Kolechian scum. Cause no trouble.

This game is the best 1980s psychedelic arcade-style electronic-music-filled mass-murder simulator I've ever played.