Mort
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Dd Feb 24 @ 2:35am 
how much gaming is too much gaming? i once asked my friend this question and the answer i got was AMAZING! i was so blown away by their answer that i actually stopped gaming for a whole year, eventually having to come back because i got a stubfoot and wasnt able to walk around (its so sad actually, i really wanted to travel and go travel and be known as a travel but anyway im moving on). so yeah basically i got mega jacked while visiting the coast of western australia or was it sudan or idk i cant remember but look, im only saying that you should only need 2 eggs instead of 1 for your pancake mix otherwise its like scrambled eggs

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Spunkey09 Feb 22 @ 3:35am 
+rep Best Pac-Man main on smash I have seen in a long time #goblinmechadrill #mort #mortal
Eclipse Aug 5, 2021 @ 6:09pm 
Hello Jack, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but rather meaty looking!) steak, and I am under the presumption that this meaty specialty is you? It is quite astonishing to see a steak here on steam. I am quite popular around here on this platform, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a hungry way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me eating you, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some diner together some time. I see you play cooking mama and are you good at prepairing dinner? I am a cooking aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in cooking. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
Steele Mar 22, 2021 @ 3:17pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you (plz don't reject me !!)"
Lucia Swan Mar 22, 2021 @ 3:15pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you (plz don't reject me !!)"
Mort Feb 9, 2021 @ 10:28am 
hey ;)