Mistress Spitfire
Yo buddy, still alive?   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I'm the real Spitfire, baby. Accept no imitations.
I don't hate videogames, I hate the people who play them.

Don't leave comments on my profile, please.

20:51 - Mistress Spitfire: You should introduce yourself to a Butternut Squash sometime
20:51 - Mistress Spitfire: #1 phallic healthy food
20:51 - snow: Oh wow
20:51 - snow: that is literally a ♥♥♥♥

Futa Derpy: *smirks and slips my phone from between my bust before starting to play out loud "pushing to the limit* faster unless you wanna end up like soaring !
Mistress Spitfire: *You can only hear the sound of a muffled '♥♥♥♥ you' in the distance as she continues on with her run*

23:03 - Mistress Spitfire: Have you played Ace Combat yet?
23:03 - cute girl (male): no
23:03 - Mistress Spitfire: pls
23:03 - Mistress Spitfire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=2atlpj7AGXU
23:03 - Mistress Spitfire: play it
23:04 - Mistress Spitfire: carry on my legacy when I'm gone
23:04 - cute girl (male): go away, XF-84H
23:04 - Mistress Spitfire: kek
23:04 - Mistress Spitfire: That's pretty good, dave!
23:04 - Mistress Spitfire: I didn't expect you to be so fluent in plane bantz
23:05 - cute girl (male): I've literally nicknamed you that
23:05 - Mistress Spitfire: Ahahahaha
23:05 - Mistress Spitfire: Screencap please
23:06 - cute girl (male): https://www.dropbox.com/s/pym5drg3qexwijr/♥♥♥♥♥.jpg?dl=0
23:07 - Mistress Spitfire: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ saved
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"And thanks friend. See you again."
I'm not usually one for approaching other people, so if you've got an add from me, you're probably a pretty swell person.

What's up, you can call me Mistress, Spit, ♥♥♥♥, anything you want (I'm a pretty big advocate of free speech, no such thing as cyberbullying, y'know?). I play video games some of the time, so if you'd like to play some, hit me up. Big fan of Platformers, arena shooters, fighting games and shmups, despite how terrible at them I might be. What with being employed again, work takes up a lot of my energy, so I don't usually feel like playing anything, so please, if you're bored, let's play some damn vidya.

I might be a ♥♥♥♥-talking wanker, but I'm pretty stoic when it comes to anything. Please, don't be shy in adding me as a friend.

No, really.

...

Now bugger off, shoo!
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TechInfinite Mar 8 @ 6:18pm 
I hope you have a wonderful bday :balloon:
ŇəớƇłŏụĐ Feb 17 @ 2:34pm 
Thanks for your extensive review and love of R-type
Vale Oct 17, 2023 @ 12:48pm 
+rep
cute lil magpie in thigh highs Jun 26, 2023 @ 7:15pm 
Yee Caw Gamer
c Dec 31, 2022 @ 9:29am 
Yay! Happy New Year 2023!
Rapid Shadow Nov 7, 2022 @ 3:44am 
Found you on a Getting Over It clip, you made me chuckle. :ponyisland: