Recent reviews by Sir_Michael

This game is just bad. No idea when the ghost is hunting, no hiding spots, there's random jumpscares throughout the level which have nothing to do with what ghost you're looking for.

This isn't a game, it's a spiritual experience.

Tried to play this game during the "FREE WEEKEND". This review doesn't have has much an impact on the game (because I wasn't even able to get into the game) as much as it is with Microsoft. I made the fatal mistake of trying to log in to Microsoft's online thing and ACCIDENTALLY type my e-mail with ".co" and the end, instead of ".com". Well, this borked the entire thing up, because I obviously wasn't able to 'verify my account' because of the MINOR typo. Oh, and they have the "did you type you e-mail wrong" link, which would be fantastic IF IT WORKED! I clicked that Biche a hundred times and no change, nothing ever happened.
I'm SUPER glad I attempted to play this during a free weeken. If I payed for thie POS I'd be LIVID. Good look playing this. Maybe reserve this for you XBox, where is probably should be exclusive to, since the developers didn't seem to give a Shiz to properly port it to PC/Steam

This game has just about everything. Building, terraforming, topless zombies (female only). The ONE thing I want this game to get is less-ugly paint and items. My favorite thing is rebuilding a house to stay in and the only paint choices are mud-covered or rusted metal. There's maybe half a dozen paint choices that aren't disgusting. As for items, you can stuff like a new fridge or something using commands, and the 3 working ones (contain inventory spaces) maybe only one isn't completely gross looking.

Devs, please let me make pretty houses.

Pretty fun game for first day of Early Access release. We will watch your career with great interest.

Boobs and PP's. Still a broken game. And have fun trying to figure out how to get everyone naked, too.

An unfinished game that's more about trying to figure out how to play despite all the bugs than it is about the actual gameplay. I got the game on sale despite the reviews, and I kind of regret it. I also got the DLC that was on sale because, you know, boobs, but that also wasn't really worth it, either.
The developers definitely should have worked on actually completing the game before making any DLC for it. If you're getting it for the nudity tag, don't pay more than $10 on it

Expected this game to be finished instead of abandoned.

This game.. it should be the easiest friggin game to program but somehow Ubisoft manages to screw that up. Great job! You somehow managed to ruin a game that could run on a T1 calculator!
Can't play multiplayer without having to restart the game just to start a new match. Probably better to get Tabletop Simulator and download Uno for free there.

This game. What the funk? Ok. Dinosaurs. Awesome. That's it. Expansions with Dragons? Cool. Ok. But.. how about some friggin UI optimization? You guys ever play a game before? After 2010?
I is this, V is that, Q is whatever, TAB is WTF, CTRL is hit? but so is click. Ok. What? Just...
I know. I KNOW! You got a lot to handle in your game. But seriously, get it together. The dev's probably got it down with 3,000 hours of gameplay but c'mon. Keep It Simple, Stupid.
I get to ride a T-Rex, friggin awesome. But the mechanics are so frig'd up after that I can't build a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FENCE without having to look up a tutorial on YouTube. Git ur shiz together, make this game suck less, and just... jeezus. I don't know.

Riding a Raptor is only fun for so long, y'know?

Update: Ok, the building in this game still difficult af, but it has its good points.