You like Goku?
Fu.ck you.
You like prep time, Batman?
Go cry about it, you dumb fu.ck.
You want to bring up darkest night?
Why don't you bend over and prepare to take this laser hammer up your ass?
Uncle Grandpa is a fifth dimensional being.
He physically can't get hurt.
He's malleable on a molecular level.
He can't die.
He always has access to different dimensions.
He can pull out anything.
Goongalar is the most powerful character in the universe, and Uncle Grandpa clapped him without even trying.
Your fictional boyfriend loses to Uncle Grandpa.

If you posses an IQ less than 130, your opinion regarding complex issues don't matter. You're simply not smart enough, nor fast enough, to come up with sound, coherent and concise ideas prior to those more intelligent. An IQ of 130 puts you in the top 15th percentile. My IQ of ~142 puts me in the top 0.5th percentile. I've got 800 followers, making four of them or so, likely to be more intelligent than me, and i'm friends with the only one i'm aware of who's ~160. Just something to keep in mind. Not everyone is cut-out for the dissection and discussion of complex topics.