Good morning Mr. Marius, we are from the West London Society of Aesthetic Urology and Vaginal Generics and we received your questions sent by e-mail, and it is with pride we contact you with the answers:

1) Yes, half an inch is considered small. We suggest surgical procedure.

2) No, it is not common for the condom to be wide. There is no extra small size available, it is an unique size.

3) Although half an inch is very small, it is actually possible for your partner to achieve orgasm during sexual intercourse, so if that does not happen during your intimate activities, you lack the ability to do so.

4) No, you sir can not do a rectal examination, it is only for individuals above 50 years. Please do not insist.

5) The strong wish by same-sex individuals, can be assuredly a strong sign of homosexual tendencies.

6) We still do not have a call centre for patients who wish to do gender exchange surgery, but we can provide good contacts.

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Heey Mar