Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and
weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes
and perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons.
-- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
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It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper judge of it.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Q: Would you like to see the WINE list?
A: What's on it, anything expensive?
Q: No, just Solitaire and MineSweeper for now, but the WINE is free.
-- Kevin M. Bealer, about the WINdows Emulator
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"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet!
..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly
frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes
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You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or
smarten up a chump.
-- W.C. Fields
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"One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns."
-- The Godfather
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