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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record
I'm a huge fan of Homestar Runner and of "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" but this isn't 1/10th as fun.

This is just a Sam and Max click game. I think the first "room" is actually a copy of a scene from a Sam and Max game. And you spend 40 minutes trying nonsense combinations of 5 items and 5 locations until you find the ones that give you 15 jokes and progress you to the next frustrating room where you spend another 40 minutes trying nonsense combinations of 5 items and 5 locations.

In "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"almost anything you did gave you an entertaining response and progressed the game. This isn't like that.
Posted September 26, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Update: It's been fixed, it's been optimized. It's better than ever.

It's really addictive. It's a much much better multi player casual game than Fall Guys.

The review says 0 hours because it doesn't count time in the DLC. I've actually put days in already.

COME ONE PEOPLE GET RID OF THOSE BAD REVIEWS, THEY FIXED THE GAME AND IT DESERVES MUCH BETTER!

If you have AHiT movement down this is so much fun. If you don't, learn it.
Posted November 29, 2021. Last edited April 9, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,005.8 hrs on record (619.3 hrs at review time)
Favorite game.
I just want to give kudos to Pascal Michael Stiefel for the music and the integration of music into the game.
Different parts of the forest for instance have different themes, and it changes as you move between them. You get a bouncier version if you drive the scooter, but most of all the linear levels have music that escalates as you make it further in the level, and he's invented a new genre of music, music that makes speed running levels feel satisfying!

11 out of 10.

Also, kudos to the art design. Kudos to the level design.

And the DLCs are so worth it. The Death Wish part of the Seal the Deal DLC gives you harder levels and speed running for people who've gotten good and want a challenge and more play.

And us steam PC players have a great selection of user made workshop levels, most of them easy but some of them deadly hard - and there are third party DLCs coming the first in a week from now.

11/10 I wish there were more games like this on the PC.

Update: The new Vanessa's Curse DLC is wonderful. I don't know of any other multiplayer game where people can fly around the map that fast chasing each other or prizes. And since there's no death in the game - if you get cursed you just join the zombie team, it's not frustrating and doesn't make people angry when they get tagged.

And frankly the zombie gang looks cool, with glowing eyes that leave a trail in the air.
Posted November 20, 2021. Last edited December 14, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
This game doesn't seem finished to me.

1) the levels are complex but they don't give you any over view just figure out what you can't see!
2) there's a vert short timer on the overview controls, so before you have any idea what's up with some huge complex level that you got one quick glance at, you can never look around again!
3) THEY NEED TO GIVE YOU AN OVERVIEW BEFORE YOU START, BUT NOO.
4) it has plenty of soft-locks.
Posted July 30, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
It sounds pointless but it's actually fun.
Worth it.
Posted November 2, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Am I missing something?

One race in and I want to slaughter the narrator and I hit escape over and over again to try to go back to the menu and turn him off. Nope. It's ignoring me. Annoying cut scene, not a damn thing I can to to end it.

Ignores every key on the keyboard (I have it set for controller). I had to tab out of the game and close the window.

My God the video above started playing and I thought the game was running zombie. My GOD I hate the narrator.

No. No. No. No. No.

What were they thinking?!!
Posted January 1, 2019.
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46.0 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
I love this game. It's beautiful but it's hard. You have to really learn your skills to make it through the levels and every level feels like a real accomplishment. At least that's what I'm saying now near the beginning. I doubt I'll ever be hardcore enough to make it through the whole game, but who knows.
Posted January 10, 2018.
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