Lava | bg5.tf
Currently (CLOSED) for SFM requests   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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For gamers who like to stream
that are genuinely keen on putting effort into their stream I'm more than happy to do some channel artwork for you.(panels, offline screen, border, etc) Just add me but remember to comment who you are on my profile!

Free of charge

𝑨𝒅𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒏 𝑺𝑭𝑴 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒔 1 𝒌𝒆𝒚
ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴜᴩ ᴀ ᴩᴏꜱᴛᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴀᴩᴩʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ yᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ!
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:mana:The posters from "BreD's Soldier" and beyond are the ones that represent the quality of my posters right now:mana:

Wishlist/Dream items
Strange The Pain Train (glitched item)
Strange Normal Stickybomb launcher (glitched item)
Strange Unique Stickybomb launcher (glitched item)
Strange Unusual Loose cannon (Hot)
Strange Unusual Iron bomber (Hot)
Strange Unusual Stickybomb launcher (Hot)
Community Loose cannon
Glitched Loose cannon (if that's a thing)
Currently Online
Artwork Showcase
Jungle Inferno?
41 3 3
Screenshot Showcase
The Siren, my Siren
38 5 3
r u happy now
Quote wall

BreD: Lava
BreD: why u no have quote wall/
Lava: I hav no quote

BreD: u need to fix urself
BreD: before u get fixed

mental_tf2: @Lava write it on your profile: "Shitloads of potential - Kaidus 2k17"

(Scammer)
The Fat Stormtroope­r: ..
Lava: What.
The Fat Stormtroope­r: CAN YOU READ IN GROUP CHAT
The Fat Stormtroope­r: IDIOT
The Fat Stormtroope­r: IM BACKING OUT
The Fat Stormtroope­r: FUCKING FAGGOT
Lava: WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY
The Fat Stormtroope­r: BURNING TEAM CAPTAIN REALLY?
The Fat Stormtroope­r: WHERE TH FUCK IS THAT
The Fat Stormtroope­r: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THAT ITEM
The Fat Stormtroope­r: FUCKING IDIOT

Rose: All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute .
Michael: okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Jim: How's that gonna help you?
Michael: I will divide and then count to it.
Jim: Right.

Lava: U spin me right round
BreD: I bet I do princess
BreD is now Away.

pep - Today at 11:28 AM
tf2 is too casual to care about skill

alastairpei:
lava you suck
can everyone stop being a fucking white knight sjw
its annoying
like just
you’re 2-3 months in and you’re being a fucking bitch
fuck you
annoying prick
fuck off
nobody cares
bitch ass sjw white knight mod fuck you honestly fuck you

Lava: look out b4nny, silves is coming for you
silves is now Online.
silves: Mark my words
silves: Ill win a lan

Aku: My willy only gets hard for girls
Aku: I never looked a guy and have a tought "I'd bang him"
Lava: I dont believe u
Lava: have you seen bred
Aku: Sadly

prokytf: no
prokytf: ur a idiot lavaa

*kaidus stream*
castle_is_Gay: this is boring, ur a bad streamer, bye loser

kaidus - "dont need connection if you dont need anything"

cheesevlad - Today at 1:42 PM
what is this aids

Thy God: tbh, I'm a bad troll man. xD

thy_god: Oh god I know you Lava
thy_god: lol
Lavaa: Yes I know
thy_god: I got salty at you because I had such a bad day xD

Lava: no it was just a sketch
Dargio: Oh
Dargio: thats cool
Dargio: What's your favorite food
Dargio: ?
Lava: Uh i dont know
Lava: is this a pub quiz
Dargio: no
Dargio: just
Dargio: what are your
Dargio: favorite food
Dargio: foods*
Dargio: that you like
Dargio: I really
Dargio: like pizza
Dargio: and spaghetti
Dargio: and also french fries
Dargio: I know it really isn't food
Dargio: It's "Trash food"
Dargio: oh and breadsticks
Dargio: after you answer what's you're favorite food
Dargio: il leave you alone
Lava: pasta
Dargio: do you put
Dargio: ketchup
Dargio: and have meatballs
Dargio: in the plate
Dargio: ?

gon: done
Lava: Thanks
gon: your welcome

FoxZ : Because I AM
FoxZ : 'BMing'
Lava : Okke
FoxZ : What is that word even
FoxZ : Is that what the kids use nowadays?
Lava : Bad mouthing..
FoxZ : You totally BM'd me bro
FoxZ : I'm 15
FoxZ : And watch comp League of Legends
Lava : Are you okay
FoxZ : Starter kit
FoxZ : Back in my day
FoxZ : We would just talk shit
FoxZ : And flamebait
Lava : You realise the thing I said that offended you was 'I wont let you'
FoxZ : BM
FoxZ : Pfuh
FoxZ : What a poopie word
Lava : It's what everyone in the community uses

Natsuki: kk
Natsuki: Give connect
Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27185; password ham
Lava: server up in 30 minutes
Natsuki: bad password
Lava: Server will be ready in 30 minutes
Lava: It is not up right now
Natsuki: My team ready
Lava: My team ready in 25 minutes
Lava: 20 cet
Lava: 20 cet

Vilokys: Froyo you game all day 24 hours on 24 7 day on 7 day ?
Vilokys: you no have life ??

rotton_fruit OTN: Can i add u? Im your fan, and i was asking for help, and i would really like to have my fav. Demo main in my friend list. Thanks Fruit.
rotten_fruit OTN: Im so glad you added me
rotten_fruit OTN: <3
Lava: :)
rotten_fruit OTN: Man, youre my inspiration
rotten_fruit OTN: I wanna be good like u
rotten_fruit OTN: as demo

Lava: u need to fix it
BreD: Death is the only fix
Lava: fix urself

❅✮nurse✮❅: hack on anything means that you have tiny sad dick and even not able gain erection

cheesevlad: Disassembling light machine guna
cheesevlad: Guns
verygoodguyainsley: Vlad your lying

Aku: Damn, time to bomb them
Aku: I hate finnish feminists
Aku: They're useless like lungs for fish
Lava: FISH HAVE LUNGS
Aku: But they're useless
Lava: THEIR GILLS FILTER OUT WATER SO THEY GET AIR

unicornowl: thakn you
Lava: you welcmoe
unicornowl: dont make fun im dirnk
Lava: im dirnk too

noíS
Hi added you cause you are a great demo main. I main demo as well and I wa wondering if you would add me back. I would think it would be cool to have another demo main friend please.

BreD: If you knew basic grammar, you would know that sentence indicates that it is infact me who is the annoyance.

Ashjur: asian girl chocolate pudding ASMR

Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045; password 261270
Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045; password 261270
Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045; password 261270
seal LFT 6s: bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045
Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045; password 261270
Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045; password 261270
Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045; password 261270
Lava: connect bolus.fakkelbrigade.eu:27045; password 261270

Today, 19:29:17



Raymon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6p1JwzOecM&t=11m5s
Lava: That is u
Raymon: rofl
Lava: Cheeky boi
Raymon: which one
Lava: BLACK ONE
Raymon: NO
Lava: PINK HAT
Raymon: NO
Lava: WITH THE STICK
Raymon: N O
Lava: Mhm

Lava: haha what im okay
Lava: I dont mind
pwanda: I just wanted to apologize to everyone for wasting 1 and a half hour of their life
Lava: I waste like 24 hours of my life everyday so it's okay

Makku Aku: I need a statue
qbown_: Not enough material for that
Makku Aku: Shut up slave and keep digging

prawnq: 21:38 - Lava: u wil dab

emil: its 19cet for you and 20cet for me
Lava: That's not how cet works but okay

0mger: very nice you stole a funny xD picture from doomsday's twitter
Lava: What do you mean i never claimed it to be mine
0mger: i bet you weren't in b4nny's stream when he posted it
Lava: I was not

Hesham___: What is your general idea of the Engineer in TF2?

Spell_Castle: my phone won't turn on, even if I charge it :thinking:
deivid: Have u tried turning it on and off ?

Funs: it's not a brainer.. it's an earer...
DomoCatFace: you need a brain to use ears
Funs: tru..

pwanda: hard aimers
Lava: ?
Lava: what as the team name
pwanda: hard aimers+
pwanda: ???
pwanda: idk
pwanda: tbh
Lava: erect aimers?
pwanda: certified pounders
Lava: stop you're making me wet

(kicked a new boy from a lobby for being new)
Lava: You kicked him for being new?
PORBOY ❤️ #TF2Center: yes
Lava: I dont like you
(Bans me)

BarryTheBadger4: OMG A GIRL GAMER
icenoob88: OMG

*DEAD* TCM kaidus: OOOH SUCK A DICK IDIOT

Lava : I piped you like all the time
nodi : xd
nodi : are you idiot?

aaron_hwang: habibs aiming is like an autistic kid at a disco club

El_Beno1: Honor doesn't get you to playoffs

deivid: Everyone can we need to eat to live, Unless u drink ur food

insomniacblack: being aids is good because aids is still a very deadly disease without a cure
insomniacblack: me = deadly

georgeofthejungle7: Lava you suck astronomical penis

Lava | bg5.tf: lik everyday
BreD: I wouldn't lick you everyday
Lava | bg5.tf: how many days a week then
BreD: Hmm
BreD: Maybe like, 2?

Lava: i fucking hate goat cheese
FTH: Can it save u from hunger
FTH: Go back to your tea pot u british fuck
Lava: WTF!!!!!!

seal: wdada

*DEAD* Kasain : dude you are best demo ive seen so far

Stark62: pounding sourcenick right now

Recent Activity

4,311 hrs on record
last played on Jul 15
19.1 hrs on record
last played on Jul 14
18.2 hrs on record
last played on Jul 14
D3dZone Jul 13 @ 9:32am 
+rep good demo
chłopcze Jul 6 @ 6:43am 
Added for RSP match. Faghetti isn't available.
Hysteria Jul 2 @ 11:59pm 
Demo trial
Devilcat Jun 29 @ 11:55pm 
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeespaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacitoooooooooooooooooooooooooo, have a burritooooooooooooooo, also have this doritoooooooooooooooooooo because ive been drinking some shit yoooooooooooooooooo
brb 6 months Jun 17 @ 3:31am 
i have the ones listed on the showcase of my profile
Lava | bg5.tf Jun 17 @ 3:26am 
So I can see your collection