Speed Demon: This autistic f@ggot buys an XM every round because he can't rifle




Buttfinn: I got bodyshot by the machina so hard my game crashed

Kirby J. Parasol: faking outpost
Kirby J. Parasol: more like outhouse
Kirby J. Parasol: because all the offers belong in the toilet

Milk Shake: Why don't you like sixes
Milk Shake: Is it because you're gay?
Kubrick: I'm not the one wearing a snuggie.

Ron Burgundy:Kind of a big deal : lol did you had downs?

coldsnap : is resistances under canteen?

Lady\\\: No you always pocket the heavy and only the heavy, if you do the rest of your team won't take damage. How can you have so many tours and not know this?

MysticalMustache : yeehaa
MysticalMustache : guys
MysticalMustache : im a yeehaaw :)
Kubrick : no you're a ding dong
=GFC= Haxii : ^

Sleepy: Crackle would blow you for a cheeseburger

Haxxii =PB= : Your voice.
Haxxii =PB= : It's like an innocent child but with a masculine impurity shaming itself.

$ALEX$ : kubrick take the ♥♥♥♥ out your mouth and get a life
gameME: $ALEX$ (Pos 130, 15,170 points) disconnected (Pos +2, +189 points)

wat is an kirnuh: The itsy bitsy Kubrick went to the balcony
wat is an kirnuh: Out popped the spy, so he used a jar of pee
wat is an kirnuh: He jumped in the lake to wash off all the pee
wat is an kirnuh: So the itsy bitsy Kubrick went back to snipe again

caballero negro: you are muted
caballero negro: stupid kubrick
caballero negro: noob
caballero negro: camper

Thomas The Dank Engine: True story - Been playing Touhou to practice for medic. Dodge the bullets the game=dodge the bullets the class.

Hostile: Dan you're the kind of person who walks around with concealed white phosphorous as a joke.

NovianViolet: YOUR SO
NovianViolet: FULL OF SH1T
NovianViolet: YOU LITTLE WHITE KID.
NovianViolet: LANDING HEADSHOTS WITH RECOIL IN MID AIR.
Kubrick: YOU CANT TAKE THE FLYING NEGEV

Hostile: Kubrick roams. Most snipers in steel have mentors, they'll assume "the enemy sniper is there, and I can counter them from here." And then Kubrick is just standing on the roof.

Mik Shak: I went on a boat, the falls were cool
Mik Shak: My poncho flew up from the bottom and i felt like an anime girl with the skirt flying up
Mik Shak: And their crush standing right there
Mik Shak: And by crush i mean tons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water

Kubrick: I was just sitting in the porta potty
Kubrick: "I killed two people, go clean up, boys"
Kubrick: And then this dude just goes stomping by
*DEAD* Exio: Did you happen to look in the bowl and see my team?

*DEAD* Shazzy: ♥♥♥ OFF WITH THE SHOTGUN

Kubrick: Part of my strat is to tilt bad players
Amby only: I have 12 fps and my med wont heal

Kirby J. Parasol: "Comment Section Trolls Take Over the Republican Party" bawls the LA Times. So how does it feel to be in command of the GOP?
Kubrick: we've been in command since 2016, on a more serious note if comment section trolls were actually half of the government it would probably function better
Kirby J. Parasol: It would be rude as ♥♥♥♥, and would accomplish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which, compared to the status quo, would be an improvement

Twiz386: What purpose is birds for?!

Blep: 33000 kills on your xm
Blep: who hurt you