"Ah, Democracy."
Maybe the right person, maybe the wrong, but I remember a person by this name when I first tried impossible.

dad

I was told it was your birthday so happy birthday kiddo

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Due to resent "autism" on your profile, you were unfriended. Just kidding, I'm cleaning out my friends list. Add me back if you and I were good friends.