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Lemon Squeezy Pirateersy
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133 hrs on record
last played on Feb 6
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last played on Feb 6
2,569 hrs on record
last played on Feb 6
3mb3ry Feb 2 @ 5:18pm 
Hello idiot. Oh, I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile and I didn't realize you were a lady (and a beautiful one at that). I try my best ti respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PC and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, Overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. Add me D$DDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Haxune Jan 5 @ 9:08pm 
I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm
󠀡󠀡⁧⁧ NECRO Dec 27, 2022 @ 9:14pm 
Best staff ever, of all time.
YourMateMurph Nov 2, 2022 @ 10:09pm 
Definitely a true to life friend right here. However, I like my women to be dominant, in charge, and more willing to experiment. The lack of red-headed Gen X women who work in technology, engineering, or skilled trades makes him a thumbs down. This relationship isn't adult. It's just standard office politics.
boba ღ Sep 4, 2022 @ 10:24pm 
reina Jul 9, 2022 @ 9:14pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a girl thing honestly im like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the garage fixing cars. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun