I'm 18, male, and I'm horny. That's it.

Since I was a little boy, that's the one thing anyone has had to say about me. I was the horny kid, then the horny guy, and now a horny man. Everyone I know, the first word they use to describe me is 'horny'. It's my only valuable trait. I absolutely hate it, and its my fault for cultivating it.

In any interaction, my only social instinct is to make the other person c_m - and I do. After that, though, I can't do anything. Can't connect to other people on an emotional level, can't hold a conversation that doesn't sound like PHub dialogue - honestly, if it can't get my d_ck sucked, I often can't think of anything to say at all.

I don't feel like a person when I talk to people, I feel like a sort of sex robot. I have to provide this person whatever “enjoyment” I can for as long as they can last - and my utility is to make people double over c_mming and moaning - but outside of my ability to do that, I don't exist.

It's a difficult type of social ineptitude to describe, because sex is a great way to open any social interaction, so I can make a good impression. I can even make friends, provided the friendships are superficial enough to just be based on sex. After that, though, I'm just worthless. I'm so envious of people who can make friends without having to be so damn horny - people who's personalities and lack of extreme sex drive are enough to make them valuable to others in themselves.

How do I hold a conversation without getting the other person to suck my massive c_ck?

I should kms for this awesome profile clueless