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30 people found this review helpful
38 people found this review funny
22.8 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
"Augmented man, augmented man
Doing the things the augmented can
Does he fear? Got nerves of steel
Augmented man

Is he nanites, or is he a mech?
Does he waste his skill points when he gets wet?
Or just use a rebreather instead?
Play it your way, augmented man

Gunther Hermann, Gunter Hermann
Gunther Hermann hates augmented man
They have a fight, dies from kill phrase
Laputan man

Billionaire man, Billionaire man
Burn like the brightest star billionaire man
Gives the Grey Death to smaller men
Billionaire man

Their group is the invisible hand
Last century grand with a giant hand
The best bet for a happy land
Illuminated, pretentious men

Paul Denton, Paul Denton
Helped NSF 'till UNATCO won
Lives his life in the hotel 'Ton
Paul Denton

Does he survive, or does he get shot?
Did you no-kill just like he had taught?
He sided with dark age man
Do what is right, augmented man

FEMA chairman, FEMA chairman
FEMA chairman hates augmented man
They have a fight, augmented wins
Augmented man"
Posted December 11, 2017. Last edited April 15, 2018.
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187 people found this review helpful
69 people found this review funny
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4.8 hrs on record
Nekopara: A game about cute catgirls working in a cafe.
The catgirls are genetically modified human-feline hybrids (as mentioned in the game).
They may have shortened lifespans (longer than a cat´s, shorter than a human), suggested by their accelerated maturation periods (child/kittenhoods).

They are kept as pets.
Feral catgirls exist (mentioned in game).
They are often abandoned (as shown in game and in the OVA trailer).
They are required to have a special token showing they are "Qualified" to go out without their owners known as a "Bell" or "independent Action Permit".
The bell has a GPS tracker inside.
Catgirls without an Independent Action Permit must have their owners with them at all times.

Someone, for some reason, has created genetically modified Human feline hybrids with human level intelligence who are owned as pets and are not allowed to go out on their own without passing some sort of "test".
Everyone seems totally okay with this.
Even the catgirls, maybe through conditioning or gene manipulation?

Nekopara isn´t an Erotic Visual Novel, it´s a dystopia, like a cross between Brave New World and a Handmaid´s Tale , where human-feline hybrids, sentient, sapient beings with human level intelligence are owned as pets, bred for obedience and aren´t allowed independence without passing "The Test".
Posted December 10, 2017. Last edited February 14, 2023.
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20 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
131.0 hrs on record (128.4 hrs at review time)
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel the unfinished story... and subpar plot... even undeveloped characters. The game I've lost... the cut content I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like it's all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?
Posted October 26, 2017. Last edited April 15, 2018.
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