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Chef says to the tuna: 'That's my business, fish.'
Tuna thinks about it, then says: 'Very well. Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever.'
'And if I win?' asks the chef.
'Then you can feed me to your customers,' says the tuna. So they start to play. Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the tuna has the chef checkmated.
'Looks like I win,' says the tuna.
The chef nods and plunges his knife into the tuna's belly.
'But I won!' says the tuna, as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts.
'So did your father,' says the chef."
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⠀⠙⢿⣶⣶⣾⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠿⠃⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⠛⠻⢿⣦⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠟⠁⠘⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡀⠀⠀⠹⠷⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣤⠀⠀⠀⠙⠷⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣣⠆⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠻⡟
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣷⠿⠉⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠙
⢀⣴⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠷⠀⠀
⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠈⢿⣤⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⠋⠉⠛⠋⠛⠛⠙⠿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⡆⣿⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⣟⣿⢷⡼⠿⢟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠉⡉⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⣤⣴⣿⠀⢲⣾⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡦⠤⠼⢿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣶⣶⣿⡿⠋⠁⠈⢀⣾⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣷⢀⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣷
⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⢀⣤⣴⠂⠘⣿⠋⣾⣿⣿⣿
゚。ʟɪᴠᴇ, ʟᴀᴜɢʜ, ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠɪʟ
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