SO. Sanji.

My friends and I LOVE him. We’re all female and we fangirl over him all the time despite his thotty ways. Why aren’t more One Piece girls besides Pudding returning his love?

Think about it— If Sanji REALLY wanted to smash, he could get it. He’s handsome, he’s kind, he’s passionate, he’s confident, he’s strong, and he’s not an idiot. We’ve seen time and time again that Sanji is capable of forethought and is the most observant out of the monster trio. He knows how he’s acting, and could easily turn off his skirt chasing behavior that the girls hate. In fact, when Pudding fell in love with him, Sanji started acting almost... distant. He was nice to her but he never really fawned over her every chance he got, unlike before. He never reacted whenever she obsessed over him. Why is that? Shouldn’t he have been just as obsessed over her? Why is he suddenly playing ignorant? I think I know why.

Its because he’d become such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ magnet that the world would topple over. He purposefully acts like a perverted idiot because if he didn’t, the sheer power of his sexual energy would be on par with Our Lord Buggy’s pure, unparalleled strength.

Despite the fact that he is desperately horny, the cook makes the fateful decision to ensure that no females are attracted to him enough to bed him. Otherwise, he would become too powerful and not even Cavendish, Komurasaki and Boa combined can bring back the females for the rest of the male population.

This is Sanji’s ultimate end game level up, that Oda is saving to reveal in Raftel. Raid suit, who?? That suit’s power up is only meant to contain his power. Once Sanji starts stripping— that’s where his true strength lies. The world will crack under the mere pressure of his exposed, bulging thighs and the All Blue will flood the world, wiping out the world government and the tenryuubito in one fell swoop.

What do you think about my theory? I really think it’s possible.

Edit: Sanji at his peak would be just him wearing booty shorts with the word “Tasty” spread across his ass and wearing his iconic yellow crocs from Film Gold. One glance at his ass combined with his long, hairy legs and you’re instantly knocked out. It’s just slightly weaker than Nami’s happiness punch. Slightly. ((I might just make a fanart of this. Maybe.))