Happy 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY you SUSTAINABLE Sluts ‼️👯💃 it's time 🕐to protect 🙅🏽 the ENVIR-♥♥♥♥♥-MENT and daddy nature’s WOODEN wonder🍆 🌲 😉 🌲. That means you gotta trim that BEAVER 🦫 so Daddy AL GORE can plant 🌱 his SEEDS in your POT 👨‍🍳 🪣. But first, Daddy needs to PLOW 🚜 👩‍🌾 🍴 your secret garden 🪴 😉 🪴.🚜 🌸 😂 😂 😮🫢🤭. Don’t water your flower 🌺 and waste that precious 💦 H20. Let Daddy 👩‍🌾 take care of it 😏 and suck 🍭 that HOSE instead 💦 😂 CONSERVE WATER 🚱💧 AND SUCK👅 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 Send this 💌to 2️⃣0️⃣of your TREE 🌲 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends in honor of Earth Day♻️ 🌎. if you get this 🔙 5️⃣times you’re a garden hoe🌱🌻🌷. If you get this 🔙1️⃣0️⃣times you’re 😏 a SQUIRTING 💦 SPRINKLER 🚿 🌏. If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back your ♥♥♥♥♥ is getting REDUCED, ⬇️REUSED 📦 , & RECYCLED recycled ♻️ 2NITE!!! 😂😏

Hey 🙋‍♂️ daddy!❗ 😍😍😍

Do you 🥰🫵 see 👁️👄👁️

That I 🤗 finally 🏁

Need 🙏 YOUR cummy? 🍆💦😛

Do not 🙅‍♂️🚫 leave 🏃‍♂️💨

Or I 🙋‍♂️ will grieve 😭🔫

Cause I 🗿 can't 😔 relieve 😫🍆💦

With no ❔ ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 up my sleeve 🍑🕳️

I feel 💔 so sick 🤒

Without 🤔💭 your fat ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🥺

I'll help ⛑️ real quick 🆘

And give 🥵🫴it 😏 a lick 💦👅

I hope 🙏 we stay 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

Forever ♾️ gay 💑🏳️‍🌈💕

day in the life of a TRUE BREXIT GEEZER!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺👴🏻 wake up and greet the wife Susan👵🏻❤️‍🔥😘 my lil princess isnt she beautiful👱🏽‍♀️🫦👟 time to take george to football👦🏼🤣⚽️ rev up the bugatti UIEEE🚗💨🤪🤪 quick stop at toby’s and LOAD UP THAT PLATE🍽🍖🫘🥔 get a pint n scran🍺🌭 pitch lookin lovely today lads⚽️🥅 JUST A BIT A BANTER🤪🤬🥁chippy makes a 38-nil loss better😔🍟🍛 pop down local pride😁👕🔴 GOOD OL PIE LOOK AT THAT!!!🥧🥧🥧 SUSAN MADE DINNER!!! LOVELY!!!🥘😍😍 pop down and have a couple a pints with the lads!!👴🏻🍻👴🏻🍻👴🏻 and finish up at the FORTRESS OF DREAMS🛌😴💤

☘️ Happy St. PatDiCK's DAY 🍆👋 you 🍀SHAMROCK SLUT 😫🍀👉👌IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on Daddy's 👨🏻‍🦰 BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀, and get rainBONED 🦴🍆😩💦🌈👏👏 in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰😍

ባደረካቸው ድርጊቶች ምክንያት ቤተሰቦችዎ ደሙን ያፈሳሉ ፡፡ ለድርጊቶችዎ የዘላለም ሥቃይ ይሰማቸዋል ፡፡ ያፈሰሱ እንባዎች ወደ ደም ይለወጣሉ ፣ የሚሰማቸው ህመም ሊቋቋሙት የማይችሉት ይሆናሉ ፡፡ በቅርቡ ለብቻዎ ትሆናላችሁ

💥🎆 FAPPY NEW YEAR!🎊🎉 Twenty-♥♥♥♥♥-Three 🗓🎉💥 has C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 sum Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈😜 Get out the Party Poppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz @ 12 o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 cham♥♥♥♥♥ 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫and CUMfetti🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦