Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Coz they are so awesome

Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat that polar bear in a fight



Like an underwater unicorn
They've got a kick-ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
They stop Cthulu eating ye

Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Just do not let them touch your balls
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Inventors of the Shish Kebab