Who's the champ? Let's see!

If you sleeping ... U ain't grindin.... Is that simple... So wake Yo aa؜as؜ssss؜s up

I, Nyoko Nakahara, humbly submit, a toast, to Duck Lunari, for successfully managing to complete Dragonsong's Reprise (UltimatE), so that he may finally get his monk weapons. Congratulations, Duck Lunari. Enjoy your title.

*sip* *lip smack* ah.

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the ♥♥♥♥ they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that ♥♥♥♥, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a fourty pound ♥♥♥♥♥ that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

There's no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way Midna was an accident, this ♥♥♥♥ was 100% intentional. Porn artists aren't exaggerating when they make her ass the size of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sun. I mean look at her, 80% of her body mass is in her ass and thighs and she's properly built to smother your face and tease you about it. A pair of sexy floating drumsticks that moans every time you press a button doesn't just accidentally appear in a mainline Zelda title. They had to know exactly what the ♥♥♥♥ they were doing

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little girl should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑