-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

egg roll boy

-egg roll

Whoo!
Yeah!
Yeah. What's up?
Go Cory! (Go, go!)
Go Cory! (go, go, go, go!)
Listen up: here we go!
I'm the new kid, moving in,
Getting it done.
And I'm officially the candidate
For having some fun. You know
(you better calm down Cory)
(yea yea)
I'm talking 'bout all-out party
And we're getting it started.
Mr. President, do you mind some eletric guitar?
Washington D.C wil be never the same.
Cuz we've got
Cory, Cory, Cory
In the House.
Yea. It's a party every week, baby
Cory, Cory, Cory
Check it out.
That's right, I'm in the House
He's gonna shake it up and change it (shake it up)
Take it all and rearrange it (just a little bit)
Got a new plan, Hey Uncle Sam!(look out now)
We've got Cory in the House (Par-ty!)
Cory in the House!
I'm your man!

+rep gave me good overpay for a cheese stick

+rep nice trader