Literally just happened as I am taking a ♥♥♥♥.

I wanted to put in my airpods to watch something since thanksgiving kinda of destroyed my stomach, so I’m gonna be on the toilet for a while.

As I take out my airpods, one of them slips and I fear for my life that its gonna fall into the toilet.

But I dont hear a splash.

I look down and it got stuck between my thigh and the side of my penis, if I didnt have an extra inch or so of penis I definitely would’ve had it fall into the toilet.

It’s moments like these when I truly feel blessed.
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-Rep 1 Asahi left right gnight

My wife started dating HeXo right after we got married, they like to exercise in the other room, they're always really loud, HeXo lets me play Fortnite and watch Ninja while they exercise. He also lets me sleep in the other room while he sleeps with my wife, and sometimes lets me stay up past 8pm. Last week he said I've been really good and that he'll buy me Cyberpunk. HeXo is so cool!!!
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extremely tall and breedable irl. caressed my cheeks today and i nutted :)
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