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Souls/Elden Character Roster: v v v

Elden Ring
Drifter Lasi - Pure dex trash.
Half-Wolf Blaidd - Cosplay build
Ovan, Wicker Man - Mid leve-Who cares this game sucks

DS1-PtDE:
Bondrewd the Novel - Made in Abyss cosplay.

DS2:
Nyatasa - Bleed Claws/Twinblade
Quickdraw Sala - Ronin/monk. Doesn't use the katana standing or running R1
The Padre - Cosplay of the character from Nan Quest of the same name.
Caretaker Tuu - Pure pyromancer/Fight club host
Shyster Krieth - Pugilist in bird costume. Doesn't not carry anvils.
Fading Prince - Trash
Rover Sariel - Pure archer/crossbowman
Fool Cockatryc - Buffalo chicken wing.
Snowy Khyvrr - Non-tryhard, Ice Rapier-less, ice-themed sorcerer.
Infested Wanri - Poison character, throws acid on healers.
Desperado Ajaa - Sub-par dex character
Remnant Gilith - Atrocious Wyvern
Drangleic Man - Not the hero Drangleic needs, but the one it deserves.
Vagrant Isku - Impractically stylish melee with DS3-tier HP
Dragoon Raziel - Heavily armored quadblade.
Aberrant Raaka - Strengh-ish, horror-themed character.
Kehno of Nubia - The OG noob.
Telepath Qoda - Quality build + Exalted Ring. Uses too many weapons.
Sir Alonne - Cosplay with some sort-of liberties taken with weapons.
Pillager Varit - Twin daggers.
Judge Griseo - Chime weapons.
Throne Kesken - Laser blades.
Stalker Mari - Low SL/SM kunoichi. Usually invades, maybe sometimes coop.
Reaver Nesreca: Sub-par dex character 2.0
Deadringer Nal: Spoopy necromancer man
Slayer Gallia: Vanilla twinblade knight.
Argent Vilta: Majestic Greatsword.
Fume Knight: "Block attack!"
Redeemer Kruis: Chuuni as fug, prolly has an evil eye and a cursed hand.

DS3:
Silver Tail Isku: Quality-ish build with mediocre, farron-related, weapons.
Nemesis Tuomari: Energy swords and stuff. Uses trash sorceries.
Paimen Vuosisata: Spellblade. Uses trash sorceries.
Enigma Talonmies: Ringed Knight Weapons. Uses trash pyromancies.
Quickdraw Ukkon: Dual crossbows. Somehow the least trash.
Apostate Havitys: Mediocre dex monk dude.
Vindicator Rauta: Valor Heart, Anti-gank helicopter, Gael's Sword, etc.
Havel the Rock: As bad as it sounds.
Apostle Ghesset: A starving deer or something I don't know
Steward Kraft: Old German butler guy (Strength).
Mender Syydihn: Healer dragon waifu
Duke Avaritie: Vampire knight strength build
Heretical Ojars: Low level anti-darkmoon. Helps invaders.
Exorcist Kaari: Persistance invader, wears down hosts... until I got bored and go all in and die (Katana + Regen)
Doctor Londoom: Super villain from Londor and the archnemesis of Him-Guy!
Slayer Tchyuni: I don't even know if this is was inspired by OG noobs or OG tryhards. They blend together in DS3...
Vile Evelyn: Dex/Hollow/Bleed build imported straight from Cainhurst!
Lunatic Haniel: Two energy swords are just as bad as one. Also Touhou or something.
Bannerless Cinis: "IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAW!"
Confessor Ghrian: Nobody expects the Lothric Inquisition!
Cavalier Hy'Poe: THRUST
Slayer Ornstein: There is no Smough.
King's Assailant: SL 30ish invader, twinked-ish but weapons suck.