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Sméag https://discord.gg/yp8ZpH7
The lowest of all lows in humanity. A phony of fake. One who should be put in a dark hole and left for eternity. Oh Hai Mark [disco.fleo.se]

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Wolf Sep 9, 2018 @ 4:14am

I can give my Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

solid lad Jul 5, 2017 @ 2:51pm

My tunic snake threw up out of sheer anger and disbelief that this middle aged woman would put on such a display. According to the Al Jazeera weather, a meteor shower will occur over Los Angeles today, no doubt the mighty Allah is throwing his own fiery stones of justice at this brazen western ♥♥♥♥♥.

solid lad Jul 5, 2017 @ 2:51pm

Believe it or not, I was actually interviewed for a job on a call-back by a woman who asked me if I've ever "spunked in a ♥♥♥♥♥'s mouth before." I was so nervous I just started jacking off all over the office until the psychotic feminist sitting across the desk lassoed me with a rope, tugged me toward her with her powerful arms and started breastfeeding me back to normality. I got the job, by the way: sheep herder.

solid lad Jul 5, 2017 @ 2:51pm

I saw your comment about a crossbow being "difficult and fickle". Obviously you have no clue. I've used crossbows since I was 12, anyone, male or female, with practice can♥♥♥♥♥♥and load a crossbow in less than a minute. Also it's very acurate and more reliable than a firearm. I teach crossbow use and she's right, a crossbow makes a good home defense weapon, especially for those who can't own a firearm. You might want learn facts on something before making a comment showing your ignorance.

solid lad Jul 5, 2017 @ 2:51pm

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows:

- 1x Chromosome $89.99
- 3x Spooky Hacker ♥♥♥♥♥ $12.99
- 6x Downsyndrome friends $24.45
- 3x Brown Sauce $7.00
- 5x Girlfriend $4.00
- 1x Razers $19.99
- 6x Slaves (selected colour: Black) $45.00
- 2x Nudes from a suicidal teen girl $12.99
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount at dodgystore.com (15%)

solid lad Jul 5, 2017 @ 2:50pm

I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.

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