Recent reviews by Falla

Oh, I can hack this ATM to get money while I’m on the phone and getting an alert about spousal abuse on the other side of this map while ordering a car and making the traffic lights change to hack the guy crossing the street before he gets hit by a car.

12/10 would do all of that just to see that guy get hit by 3 cars again.

Survival Simulator 2014. Baked Beans Simulator 2014. Eat and Drink and Make More Blood Simulator 2014. All apply. This game is freaking awesome.

You will get attacked by a zombie early on. You will have to tear up your beginner shirt to bandage yourself. Your world will go grey. In the end, you may die. Or you'll find a bunch of gear and food and a well. Then you'll die.

If you don't die, congrats. You get to wander the countryside for food, water and (if you're lucky) weaponry. Until some bandit shoots you in the ass, handcuffs you and then force feeds you rotten kiwi and bleach. Then you'll die.

11/10. Will Respawn later.

You like shooters? You also like games with loot?

This is your game, my friend.