What's funny is you've clearly never met a real US Navy SEAL, US Special Forces(for all branches) screen for certain attributes, inability to control your temper, arrogance, and lack of discipline are all attributes that automatically disqualify a candidate. Not to mention? if you did participate in a "secret" raid(in other words classified), talking about it before declassification could be considered treason--a capital offence. Lying about Military service is a felony itself. You must be 12.