Y'know, sometimes I get absorbed in my negative thoughts and I think that this world may be a better without me, but then I remember you would like this world a lot more without me, wouldn't you? **** you, I'm livin!

I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's going on right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen ($20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a sword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in WWII, soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

this piece of **** had the nerve to say "koreans invented pop music" citing "BTS" which formed in 2010.... wtf are u some sort of revisionist? You're telling me Americans didn't have pop music pre 2010?

'Ello bro! Play Terraria or it'll come back and bite you!

'Ello bro! Play Terraria or it'll come back and bite you!

Hello , I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? I am quite popular, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... so rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)