ur a little piss babi *nuzzwes and snuzzwes*

hey cally... could u spare a bone? just a wittle bone??? i need structural integrity pwease :C

Star Wars favourite Yoda has shocked the entire Star Wars community by admitting that he has been an intergalactic ketamine addict for the last forty years.
According to the little green man, he started using ketamine shortly after the first Star Wars movie, A New Hope, was released in 1977 and has struggled with addiction ever since.
“Ah yes, strung out am I,” he told Wunderground earlier. “For many years, done Ketamine has Yoda. Forty years ago, a normal man Yoda was, six foot tall and normal colour skin had he. Then, one day, sniffed a fiesty one, did I. Forty years later, a green midget ketamine addict am I.”

Come on no 2019 comments guys? I'm drying up over here

to quote the great sam: "broccoli"

i bet this gaggling jag won't even ayy, he wants a probe up his tunnel and he cant even deny it