Lord Gurt
Grand Maste Yogurt   Wakiso, Wakiso, Uganda
 
 
i owe my soul to the company store
Currently Offline
adamdj Jun 23, 2018 @ 10:52pm 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Zar Jul 5, 2017 @ 4:49pm 
"everything that you find, just stick it down there" - iblewyourbrainsoutwithmydinytic 2K17
Lord Gurt Dec 26, 2016 @ 8:57pm 
ALL THESE JEWS ARE GONNA FEEL THE PRO-PAIN
Lord Gurt Dec 26, 2016 @ 8:48pm 
hide da gays
eat da gays
♥♥♥♥ da gays
be da gays
no more gays
im i am god
beef stew Oct 15, 2016 @ 3:59pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Donut Sep 3, 2016 @ 7:38pm 
STOP DISSIN MY FLYGIRL