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Consistently inconsistent at Rocket League
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vieem 15 giu, ore 8:28 
"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
pacify 18 mar, ore 16:34 
Dcks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable
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inno 24 gen, ore 11:48 
beemo tinklemohamed
Tkayy. 4 gen, ore 17:00 
fraud
tyler.mickens.8 2 gen, ore 11:17 
Funny you say that after I slapped you and your tryharding neckbeard friends yesterday. I guess you're not as good as you thought you are. Why am I saying all this? First off, cause you acted like a toxic ♥♥♥♥ for absolutely no reason, so why shouldn't I? You've earned it. Second, I'm not scared of some irish ginger leprechaun prick and if you acted in real life like you do in game - someone would have knocked you tf out. Don't dish out what you can't take. Quit acting like you're an innocent victim when you started this whole thing lol.

to Cat: Who even are you lol, literally a hardstuck champ with the nerve to speak. This isn't about you so go sniff someone elses ass, benji already has plenty of cucks simping for him
Heon_X 30 dic 2023, ore 8:46 
Signed by Heon_X, your extra modes backpack / backbone :D