Bog Bonger
Bog   Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
 
 
Came for the Bog, Stayed for the Boner :steamsalty:
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
24 hrs on record
last played on Sep 22
146 hrs on record
last played on Sep 22
115 hrs on record
last played on Sep 13
Slime Time Aug 14 @ 12:58am 
Ladies feel free to add me, several people including my mother think I am really handsome. I am a 27 year old virgin so you can be my lucky first if you play your cards right! I also have a prestigious maths degree that enables me to calculate basic arithmetic and I am an incredibly famous caster alongside jimNeso where we run the group known as The Peanut Faggotry. Our shoutcasting group is internationally received as the greatest in the world.
Slime Time Aug 14 @ 12:58am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
Slime Time Aug 14 @ 12:57am 
"I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack: his godlike perception highlights all enemies withing light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical: each making a deadly strike in between his opponents eyes. His spray control is otherwordly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bulltets location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This 'man' is the epitome of eternal."
Slime Time Aug 14 @ 12:57am 
Hi,I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful(but also intelligent looking!) female,and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam.I am quite popular on this platform,so if you require guidance,please throw me a dm.I will assist you at any hour,day or night.And, before you are mistaken,I do not seek your hand in a romantic way;although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me,as many women often are.I am a man of standard,and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way,unlike my peers.So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience.Consider me a Player 2,a companion,a partner,and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.I see you play CSGO?am a CSGO aficionado,so I would be happy to assist you.Platonically of course unless you (like many others)change your mind on that.I look forward to our future together as friends of course
Slime Time Aug 14 @ 12:55am 
heyxxx add mee for good time
SHADSTER001 Jul 15, 2020 @ 2:39am 
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