Recent reviews by Hoagie

The bad reviews about difficulty really remind me of when this game first dropped and nobody could beat Margit, which is especially funny considering it's the same scenario: they want you to explore and get stronger first which is the point of the newly added upgrades in the DLC.
Do people really walk into a boss room, get killed a few times, and drop the game? Pathetic. Also ♥♥♥♥ me this expansion is fantastic so far. Keep on keeping on, From.

I love my virgin hero boys

I love to crab

Absolutely a more soulsy experience than previous armored core games but oh ♥♥♥♥ man I'll take it. This game feels great to play and looks amazing.
>imagine getting filtered by one of the first bosses and leaving a negative review
Git gud

I adore this game, but with Hopoo now being essentially a part of Gearbox I can already hear that greasy pedophile Randy licking his fingers ready to make more money off somebody else's work by putting microtransactions and a battlepass. Don't hold your fingers for Risk of Rain 3, boys.

Garbage advertisement of a game, the WB equivalent of those ads you see on the sides of porn sites. Also feels garbage to play, just emulate melee.

damn people really thought god of war was better than this masterpiece huh

Positive review because this game is a masterpiece, sorry you can't legally buy this 15 year old game in a country that is currently shooting missiles at civilians ( no not america )

It's almost kinda like playing Deus Ex!
Still better than Cyberpunk

Yeah I cry everytime
Honestly though what a masterpiece, how did the lobotomites who wrote GTA V craft this magnificent cowboy simulator. If you've ever wanted to do anything in the wild west this game is your best bet.

Edit: Online sucks though, seriously if you're not playing with your friends or looking up maps of collectors items online you're probably gonna have a bad time.