Recent reviews by Dooces

So far, its incredibly difficult, cant get out of the loading zone.

Mehhhhhhhh,

Slow, sluggish combat, unresponsive controls, you're paying for the South Park branding, the game itself is not fun in the least. The cut scenes/voice overs are the only saving grace. A far cry from its predecessors.

I understand its much cheaper, but its 90% less content at 50% the price.

For now, get it for free on mobile. Steam is pretty much a direct port from mobile - where google play games is requested at points, features dont work, or updates are not tested on PC.

Great game on mobile though, ive given it 5 stars there. For now, not worth $5.

the gold standard. no in app purchases.

Like mindustry, but bigger, factorio esque tower defense.... however the developer has 10 projects on the go, and this one doesnt seem to be near the top of the list... its a great start but seems to have stalled

If you enjoy licking paint and get a sense of accomplishment if you put your pants on correctly, this game is for you. The incredibly easy puzzles are perfect for ages 3-4, or people who really need to feel special for doing nothing.

way too alpha to be actually playable, not just crashes / bugs, but no content, cant build anything, you can barely stay alive long enough to maybe even build a rocket, let alone launch one, resource STARVED, micro asteriod to start off on.

concept seems like it would be good if we started on a normal asteroid, but as is, you run out of resources at cycle 100 or so. no idea why your nerfed so hard with the starting asteroid so small...

maybe in 6 months things will pan out, but at current phase its poop, unfortunately :(.

im just bitter the devs arnt aware the world is round, with different time zones.

This game is really fun when a killer doesnt camp your body.

Stranger things - lets make it really easy for the killer to camp your body.

Well, this isnt Factrio, you wont spend 5000 hours playing it (like me). It isnt Witcher 3, you wont spend 500 hours playing it (like me). But this game doesnt try to be either.

Its not your standard platformer game, but doesnt try to re-design the wheel either. The controls are intuitive and you are comfortably underway in under 2 minutes. The story is good; its not full of spelling mistakes, plot holes, or cheezy dialog, which is the bane of most other indie games.

If you arnt ready to take time off work to invest 60 hours into a new rpg (like me), the $7 was well worth it for this game, and will probably run through it again.

Also if you know of any other games like this (cheap, intuitive, fun, attention to detail, 3-5 hours of gametime), please pm me and let me know, Ive become a fan of indie games, but so many are hit-or-miss.