Recent reviews by Dis

I play bad games for a living and I couldn't get through this. I'm sorry lmao

Would be better without microtransactions and the ugly outfits but pretty great tbh

Gameplay that feels like syncing up your lovense c*ckblender 5000 to 90s industrial drum and bass and blasting it to a three way split screen of Underworld, Predator and The Matrix.

Good, classic Etirue. But they really could have done better with the maps.

Almost perfect horror game. Seriously. Play it.

Very neat, quite polished feeling anomaly game.

Thoroughly enjoying it so far!

Sad, soulless, micro transaction filled, man made horror beyond human comprehension.
Because of this slop we will never see the Skate IP ever again. EA will just horde it and do nothing with it until the end of time.

It's just Dead Space but re-skinned and worse I'm afraid.

Doesn't seem like they tried to do anything creative. Didn't even bother with unique and cool features that Dead Space had like diegetic HUD, they just gave it a generic survival horror HUD.

And yellow paint on crates? Really? Are 3 year olds playing this?

Not to mention the abysmal performance even on a 5090...

I had reasonably high hopes for this...

Oh well.

Not really anything like the older mafia games, beautiful setting wasted on a mediocre linear story with no real open world or anything.