Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivatio

that feel when that fine shawty start genuinely seizing from the blunt force trauma that i "accidentally" inflicted from crashing a car into them

If you want to turn yourself into a proud samurai warrior, you need the katana samurai sword.
This high-quality plastic weapon is a Japanese longsword which will look just perfect with your traditional Japanese hakama. And the traditional Japanese geta.
And add the finishing touch to your Japanese outfit; the black and gold katana samurai sword comes with a matching black scabbard; so it can be stored safely.
The Japanese sword will protect you in fights, and is sure to make you an eyecatcher at any party.
Size length: 105 cm.
Blade length: 70 cm.
Material: Plastic.

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most chill heavy this side of Valve servers

my tree-trunk of a wang sprays everywhere while standing but whenever i sit down on the toilet i have to physically hold it from touching the water AND keep it from splashing back up from the force of my pee? this is bullcrap man #LongWillyProblems