ᴍᴇʀʀʏ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀ

      
            
               
            
         
         

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the front step of a house.
"Yeah, she's home", the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no-one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the salesman said, "I thought you said your mother was home."
The kid replied, "She is, but I don't live here."
ㅤ* I get my large circumference from too much pi.
ㅤ* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe

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