signed by internet celebrity, @Cara1k™ on tiktok™

LA ROCHE ET LA PIERRE

Signed by rank 1 archon player (real sketti rat)

serial slugger

I'm here to warn you all that this man is a threat. A threat to me, to you, to everyone around him, to himself, to your dog, to the employee you flubbed small talk with years ago, to your old art teacher who does weed now, to that one guy below me in this comment thread, to the guy who is above me in this comment thread, to the code monkey who keeps the DBD servers up, to the coconut png that keeps the TF2 servers up, to esteemed character actress Margot Martindale, to the three people on the planet who say Ace Combat is their favourite game series, and to many many more. This man is not to be trusted and you should vacate the vicinity the moment any of your senses even remotely detect a trace that he might be nearby.

im abt to kick you